Michael Jackson For Sale: $199.99

Now you can have your very own Michael Jackson oil painting to hang in your living room. This is a museum quality piece of crap art that you will be able to cherish and pass down through the generations.

That's one scary picture that I really don't want staring back at me anywhere at my home (or life). If you want it, it's yours, bidding is currently at $199.99, and I don't imagine you will have much competition.