Prostitute Selling Services On eBay

It's not too hard to read between the lines on this auction. Some chick (with half naked pictures of herself on her auction) is offering a "Personal Alarm Clock" service for 10 days.

Basically she lives with you and contains this description: "This live-in service awakens you in whatever method you find most pleasing. Satisfaction Guaranteed."

At $100,000, this is a pricey "alarm clock" if you ask me. :) But if you want to check it out, you can do so here.