UFO Crash Debris For Sale On eBay

Someone (who has terrible grammatical skills) is selling parts from the 1947 Roswell UFO crash.

It looks and sounds like some interesting stuff... metal that you can form like clay. I want to play with it, but I'm not going to pay $2,000 for it (which is what the starting bid is set to).

You can bid on it here if you want.