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Monday, March 14, 2005

Leroy's Home Empregnification Clinic Kit

Having trouble making a baby? Go check out Leroy's auction for a "home empregnification clinic kit".

It's stupid of course, but many times stupid is funny. heh

The scary part is that someone bid $1,473.38 on it.

What does it include?
  • 3 three 30 mL test tubes (sterile- Kinda Boring -Definitely not an animal)
  • 2 Yellow Rubber Dishwashin Gloves 1 left, 1 right (sterile- Kinda Boring, Again, not an animal)
  • 1 pack of 10 Sterile Latex gloves 5 left, 5 right (sterile- Kinda Boring, Not an animal still- ya seein a trend here?)
  • 1 small 100 mL squirt bottle (sterile- Kinda Boring, could look like an animal if'n yur legally blind, but NOT an animal)
  • 1 test tube brush (sterile- Kinda Boring, Pretty much not an animal or part therof)
  • 1 Clean and spring-fresh apron (sterile- Kinda Boring, could look like a yak if I wear it, but surprisingly, NOT an animal! )
  • 1 Barry White best of CD (sterile, kinda boring, could make you an animal, but not, itself an animal or part therof)
  • 3 Petrie Dishes (sterile, yet rather exciting. Amazingly not or ever having been an animal or around one)
  • 1 Clean and aethetically pleasing tackle box (all plastic, no animal parts, still)
  • 1 Sealable and Sterile 100mL Sample Bottle w/Lid (not even a nanogram of animal stuff here)
  • 1 pair of Lab Goggles (clear, clean stylish)
  • 1 Turkey Baster- Not a leg, neck or actually any part of a turkey or even anything resembling a turkey or a dog, or zebra or anything in the animal kingdom, just a baster, Friday, and a sterile one too :-P
  • 3 Ampules- All plastic, sterile and clean, all the time. Cant believe how much there's no animal here.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where the heck do you get this stuff? Is there a hysterical ebay sales site somewhere?

Shawn said...

Yeah, this is the site. ;) Sometimes when I'm bored, I dig through eBay auctions looking for crap.

Anonymous said...

Then you have way too much time on your hands!!!

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look forward to your next post.

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