Super dorks with at least $40,000 to spare can bid on a towering mecha that shoots flames and has red glowing eyes.
Carlos Owens Junior of Wasilla has listed his 18-foot handmade hydraulic exoskeleton on eBay.
The minimum bid is $35,000, plus $5,000 to ship the 3,000 pound structure from Alaska.
The 27-year-old apprentice ironworker says he's selling the rust-red machine to fund construction of his next project -- a mobile amphibious mecha that would run on wheels or tracks.
Owens took almost two years and more than $20,000 to construct his prototype mecha in his parents' back yard. Unlike robots, which are operated remotely, mechas are operated by the person riding inside the frame.
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